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before ‘the salami’ had a chance to find the answers to any
of his questions,, two burly interns rolled in a huge gurney,, and almost
effortlessly moved his amazing girth from his hospital bed to the gurney, as
they informed him that a private room had been located for him…
‘private room!!’ gloated ‘the salami’ to himself,, ‘the
family is seeing to it that i am being treated like a king!! the big guys slot
is so close i can taste it!!’
he closed his eyes,, to bask not only in the private relief
of getting moved out of the double occupancy room he had momentarily shared
with ‘the detective buzz miller’,, but
also to reflect briefly on how easily he could get used to this star
treatment.. as the two ever so capable orderlies whisked him off to his private
room,, ‘the salami’ allowed himself to be caught up in the self-gratification
of the moment instead of paying any attention to where the orderlies were
taking him..
you can imagine his surprise when he heard the whoosh of the
automatic double doors open,, and a blast of cold night air hit his face.. he
opened his eyes just in time to see himself being expertly loaded into the back
of a waiting emergency transport vehicle..
“jesus christ!!” ‘the salami’ exclaimed. “where the hell did
ya find me a private room?? jersey??”
***
back at the precinct,, two calls were coming in
simultaneously.. as hank was on the phone with the hospital getting the low
down on buzz’s latest twist of fate,, gil’s new partner, detective james
(jimmy) dolan was busy taking down information as to the discovery of a
headless, dismembered corpse that had been discovered in part, in a local
low-rent district dumpster..
as each of them set out hank,, accompanied by his new
partner, detective marisa wells,, once again to buzz’s rescue,, and jimmy on
his way to pick up gil,, (who incidentally,, had spent the night with the as of
yet undisclosed ‘good doctor’,, or ‘tory’ as she had come to be known to gil),,
the two were none the wiser as to the connection that would arise between the
two calls,, or that it would be the making or breaking point in the already
tenacious relationship between hank and gil..
as jimmy pulled up in front of gil’s apartment and sounded
the horn,, the gil machine was still running in overdrive just inside the
entrance way,, clutching a still deliciously naked tory..
“man!! i don’t want to go!!” gil huffed noisily,, as tory
nuzzled in close,, and gently kissed his still steamy neck in conclusion to
what had been a long drawn out goodbye..
“i have a feeling this ain’t over yet…” tory breathed
heatedly into the crook of his neck,, as she loosened her grip,, knowing full
well what it was like to have to jump when the job called..
“i’ll call ya as soon as i can!!” gill said as he gave her a
quick kiss on the lips,, realizing that anything else would make it near
impossible for him to leave..
jimmy blew the car horn once again,, just as gil opened the
door.. “i’m comin’ man!!” gill called out across the parking lot, as he heard
tory gently close the door behind him, officially bringing to a close what was
to be an ever so successful first union…
“what a fucking time for a murder!!” gil exclaimed as he
threw his seat belt over him,, and jimmy slammed the crown vic into reverse..
“alright,, bring me up to speed..”
“dismembered, partial female remains found in several
different trash bags in a dumpster over on the lower east side.. discovered by some kids that evidently
neglected to read the ‘do not play on or
around’ sign posted on the container,, and in this case i guess it is a good
thing that they did.. first responders, officers dennison and diaz, have
cordoned off the scene,, that’s really all i got..” jimmy clicked of in a
matter of fact style,, still reeling from the fact that he had been assigned as
gil’s new partner,, as he had only three years actual homicide experience,, and
had never even really even included himself as a candidate when the position
came open..
“fuck!! and it has to be a nasty one too!!” gil remarked as
he completed his transition between, ‘the gil machine’, lover extraordinaire,,
and bettancourt seasoned homicide detective..
***
as promised once algie had been released,, winnie
accompanied trudy to the reception desk in the emergency room.. since her true
identity had been revealed to security in her efforts to get algie released,
the ER staff got trudy out of the waiting room and into a triage almost
instantaneously..
that situation having been diffused,, at least for the
moment,, winnie got buzz’s room number from the
admitting desk,, and set a course for it directly.. she then waited
patiently outside the door as the two muscle bound orderlies painstakingly
guided the extra wide gurney containing a mountain of a man from the bed next
to buzz’s and out into the hallway.. as she looked on at the contented smile and
peacefully closed eyes of the patient as the orderlies slipped him past her and
into the hall,, she was secretly grateful to have the room to herself with
detective miller to fill him in on the most recent goings on..
“knock, knock!!” she sounded off in a jolly tone as she
entered the room and approached the curtain that was drawn between the beds.
“detective miller,, it is i,, winnifred dunn may i come in??”
“sure!! sure!!” buzz was glad to hear a familiar voice..
as winnie rounded the curtain,, she gasped aloud..
“detective miller!!! what on earth??” she exclaimed as she saw him all but
swallowed up by an extensive neck brace and some additional cage type
headgear..
“that little guy can sure pack a punch!!” buzz nearly
giggled,, still woozy from the anesthetic they had administered to him in order
to assess the extent of the damages he had incurred at algie’s diminutive hand..
“he sure put the wallop on me that’s for sure.. i must say,,
his looks are deceiving,, i had no idea he had it in him!!”
“algernon is carefully schooled in the art of self-defense..
something like that is key when one does not have physical size and strength
that, for instance someone like yourself possesses..” mrs. dunn explained as she
attended to detective millers comfort,, fluffing his pillow and tucking him in
nice and tight..
“i assure you detective miller,, had algernon not properly
assessed the situation,, and realized that you were in a very visually red zone
in your approach,, he would not have made use of his gifts.. he is a very timid
man,, really.. i have only seen him strike out in defense of himself on a
handful of occasions.. all with similar outcomes i am afraid to say..”
“well all i hope, “ buzz mused with a silly smile on his
face,, “is that he didn’t teach trudy too much of that.. i don’t think even i
could handle a trudy that packed a punch like that..”
“speaking of which,” mrs. dunn continued,, “i have seen to
it that mrs. hunt is receiving the care she needs after that unfortunate run in
with your dresser,, and i can tell you from experience,, that had he imparted
enough of his gift to be dangerous to anyone else but herself,, she would not
be in a position to seek treatment.. it is fair i believe, to state, that you
have no more to fear from miss trudy now than you did before the incident.. not
that that was not formidable enough in itself..”
“yeah,” replied buzz as he drifted off to sleep.. “she is
formidable.. if there is one thing in this world trudy is,, it is formida…..”